Day 13 of ULTAMITE ANARCHY 4EVA

Amidst reports that the GOP have reacted to this shutdown by getting pants-shittingly, have-sex-with-a-muffler-and-call-it-Susan drunk on the job, someone came up with a brilliant idea.

Drunk-dial Congress.

This is perfect. I kinda want to get in on this, although if I get a Democrat I'd feel bad because it's not their fault. But I've got enough rum left to take a stab at this.