Day 1 of ULTAMITE ANARCHY 4EVA

Went to my desk job funded by the state government without incident. Discovered the pork burritos at the Grill are delicious but overpriced. Withdrew $20 from the ATM to pay for it; the international banking system failed to collapse overnight.

I saw a couple zombies already though, they were cheering on the shutdown with the rest of the Young Republicans. I hope they find some brains soon.

I saw a fedora'd gentleman on my way in. He had grey hair, though, so he is probably wearing the fedora he bought back in the days when it was genuinely classy.

I just got a stack of quizzes to grade. I better hop off this thing and get that done.