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PYONGYANG (KCNA) — Voicing its agreement with the angry will of the people, a special tribunal demanded that a stern judgment should be meted out to the anti-party, counter-revolutionary faction led by Stuart Richards.

The era and history will eternally record and never forget the shuddering crimes committed by Richards, the enemy of the party, revolution and people and heinous betrayer of the nation.

These crimes will be admitted to, following which hurrahs for the Workers’ Party of Korea and socialism will reverberate far and wide.

In a bid to rally a group of reactionaries to be used for toppling the leadership of the party and state, Richards let the undesirable and alien elements, including those who had been dismissed and relieved of their posts after being severely punished for disobeying the instructions of Kim Jong Il and kowtowing to him work in a department of the Central Committee of the WPK and organs under it in a crafty manner.

Richards committed such anti-party acts as systematically denying the party line and policies and its organizational will. These acts were a revelation of deliberate and sinister attempt to create extreme illusion and idolization of Richards by appearing as a special being who can overrule issues decided by the party or its line.

Richards is a hooligan bereft of any personality as a human being, does not know even elementary diplomatic etiquette and lacks diplomatic ability, and will find that their frantic attempts to stifle the DPRK will be brought to an end.